Week Two is in the books, and I crawled out of it with an even record of 2 and 2 — thanks largely in part to the Bills’ defense having a penchant for allowing terrible teams to hang in easy games, and the Vikings choosing last week as a great time to fall off the face of the earth.

I have to call it like it is when I’m wrong and man, I was dead wrong about the Vikings. Kirk Cousins looked like an…