Happy Sunday, and welcome to my first ever NFL power ranking by tiers. Chances are, we’ll disagree on a take or two within the next 1000 words but hey — it’s my article, not yours.

Two quick notes: the teams within each tier are listed in no particular order, however the tiers themselves are organized in descending order (from turds to diamonds). So sit back, crack a beer (Jets fans, pour something stronger), and…